mask

- "You woke up in a tu-tu, a bra and scuba flippers - but where the hell is your hockey mask? --> The original quote from Top 5"

- Surgical nurses do it wearing a mask.

last

- The last straw breaks the camel's back.

- The pitcher goes often to the well but is broken at last.

bastard

- "There's an old man sitting next to me and there's something hangin' from his chin... --> The original quote from Billy Joel bastardized"

- "emotionally-envious, sexually-jealous insolent little dysfunctional bastard --> The original quote from baby-X"

taste

- Get a taste of religion. Bite a preacher.

- Every man to his taste.

easy

- All things are difficult before they are easy.

- It is easy to swim if another hoids up your chin (head).

mat

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- The ultimate quest has no ending.

satan

- "TV is not the spawn of satan everybody makes it out to be. I'd say the WWW is more pernicious than TV. --> The original quote from John Dobbin"

- "Were you like raised in a satanic cult or something? She wishes. --> The original quote from My So-Called Life"

mate

- Estimated Backup says How Many Disks?

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