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- "The UNIX Guru's View of Sex: unzip ; strip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; fsck ; more ; yes ; umount ; sleep"

- "Ze [hula hoop] is quite simple, really. It operates on ze same prinziples zat keep ze Earth spinning around ze Sun, and zat keep you from flying off ze Earth into the cold reaches of space, vere you vould die like a miserable schvine. --> The original quote from Hudsucker Proxy"