Father - Which part of the body goes to heaven first ?
kid - legs
Father - why legs
kid - because, i see mom every night with her legs up and screaming, oh god i am in heaven.
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Twins talking inside mother's womb
Twin1 - The place is shaking, daddy's here again, he is early today
Twin2 - Shhh, quiet, that's not daddy, daddy doesn't wear a raincoat
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Two drunks staring into their drinks. One got a curios look and said, "hey, have u ever seen an ice cube with a hole in it ?" The other replied, "yep ! i have been married to one for years !!!"
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Why do women wear blank panties ?
Its a way for them to say "in memory of those who were buried here"
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boy goes for blood test. nurse takes sample and cannot find cotton, so she sucks his finger. Boy is so happy that he asks, "can i get a urine test done ?"
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Q: how do you know that the girl wearing a skirt is not wearing panties ?
A: by looking at dandruff on her feet
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guy takes woman to his room, puts his pants down and says, "meet my little brother". woman picks up her bag and says, "so call me when he grows up !!!"
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An 85 year old man gets sensation and wants to fuck his wife. He says "I am going to buy two viagras" Wife says, "if you are going to start that rusty thing again I will have to take a tetanus injection"
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Q: Who is the world's best goalkeeper ?
A: A woman
Q: why ?
A: Because, whichever way you fuck her, the balls just won't go in
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Husband to wife - I will take a photo of your breasts and frame it Wife - I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it
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kid - how baby comes into world
dad - i the moonlight, an angel comes to earth and leaves a kid in mom's lap kid - you mean "fucking" is useless !!!!
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one day a secretary saw her boss's pants unzip. She said, "boss ur garage's door is open". boss, "did u see my ferrari ?". secretary, "no boss, i can see a scooter with two punctured tyres !!!"
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A man comes home after fucking her secretary doggy style. Wife asks "kya baatbhai, aaj bahut thake hue lag rahe ho ?" man replies, "haan, aaj kutton ke jaise kaam kiya hai !!!"
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