machine

- Gnomes do it with machinery.

- Soldiers do it with a machine gun.

jack

- "You ruined my jacket! Kill him A LOT! --> The original quote from Buffy the Vampire Slayer"

- I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK.

cactus

- "Never try to cuddle a cactus."

- The world is like a cactus, except the pricks are inside.

lad

- "Science is not a crutch, but a ladder." - Chris Feree

- An ass is but an ass, though laden with gold.

daddy

- "Executive Suite, n.: A sugar daddy."

- "Mommy's all right, daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird. Surrender, but don't give yourself away. --> The original quote from Cheap Trick"

badge

- "Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers! --> The original quote from UHF"

- "Snert, n.: A person, usually preteen, who disrupts chat rooms in an attempt to earn a Junior Hacquer D00D merit badge at the expense of other users of that service."

safer

- "Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing. --> The original quote from Helen Keller"

- Criminals LOVE gun control - makes their job safer.